The tag lines I have been using:

2003: "Scaring little kids since 2003". The layout was awful back then (still is).

2004: "Waddling through the swamp with leaking boots since 2003". I just love the word "waddle".

2005: "Wine, women, and blogs since 2003". To my great surprise, Google did not find a single blog that had used this obvious phrase.

2006&2007: "Frozen with a bag of nuts and a banana since 2003"

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"Tag Lines" last changed on 03-Jan-2008 18:32:49 EET by JanneJalkanen.
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