Miscallaneous out-of-context quotes of the day
"I didn't want to pass the child making time. It was kinda fun - in a necrophile sort of way". -- Mr. Tactful after telling his wife he raped her while she was passed out to cover for the fact that in fact, it was really Satan who raped her.
"What does that mean?" -- A coworker after seeing my new hair.
"I do the same kind of work as him - except that I'm worse." -- During an introductory round in a meeting.
"NO!" -- Several times today.
"Lower your arms!" -- Also, several times today. (I seem to have a problem with that one.)
"You must drink Olvi! Fucking shithead! Perkele!" -- When I reached for a Pepsi bottle in a store. Huh?
"My boyfriend came yesterday in secret, hid in the bushes and took pictures of me!" -- A worryingly happy girl.
"Are you feeling pain, too?" -- Two minutes earlier. Different girl.
"Your personality comes through well." -- A colleague after reading my travel log. (See, Matt, not all of my traumas come from you!)
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