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How come...

I can't seem to be able to type my password correctly these days?
I am still at work at 19:30?
Playing badminton for the first time in nearly three years made my thighs hurt, but not my ass?
When someone wants to loan a DVD from you "in a couple of days", they never come to get the DVD, until the very next day after you've loaned it to someone else?
I can read legalese these days as well as I read comic books or technical manuals?
Some people still insist that any version of Netscape still has the same bugs as Netscape 4?
My email folders keep growing, and growing, and growing?
I can send 200 emails per hour, but it takes me weeks to get a simple item mailed through the post office?
Some people are so incredibly transparent, but they never realize it?
Some people simply cannot be understood, no matter how hard you try?

These questions, and more, will not be resolved in the next week's edition of ButtUgly!